Sad Ho Gift Card

For the baddie in your life who’s currently ugly-crying in bed over a breakup, layoff, or, like, seasonal allergies? Whether they’re spiraling over PMS, menopause, or just having an “I hate everyone” Tuesday, this the perfect way to say,  “I’m here for you, but also, get up” gift.

Record an optional video or written message for you favorite Sad Ho and schedule to send them an email with their gift card.

Or, choose a physical option to be mailed you beautiful luddite sweetie.